lump

a person with no arms or legs

after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'

by Freddy Fitz-Smythe February 3, 2004

Lump

An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.

boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way

by GreatClips March 5, 2010

Lump

A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.

Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.

by Morgasm May 25, 2004

lump

A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.

Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.

by Randall November 22, 2004

Lump

A word The jew crew ususes most of the time when playing halo 2. They call pple who jump around and are suspected of cheating, "lumps"

Omg U lump, I shot u like a billion times with the smg, and u still did'nt die.

by Latino boy March 3, 2005

willie lump lump

someone who believes anything

sucker, fool

by bambi November 25, 2003

Lump

A lump of hashish

Customer- when can i get that lump
Dealer- When I get my money

by guwan October 21, 2008