lump of coal

Santa's favorite gift for naughty boys and girls

Man it really sucks, I know this is the third year in a row that Santa is going to leave me a lump of coal!

by Guido1 December 22, 2009

Lump On

Term used by Ricko to suggest that large amounts of money should be placed on a certain event happening. Usually a horse race.

"Lump on, you cunt"

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Lump the dachshund

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.

Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene

by Gallerist January 8, 2021

lump your head

punch someone in the face if they dont be quiet, title of a hollywood undead song

person 1: -rambling about dumb stuff-

person 2: bro ill lump your head if u dont shut up

by dickbutt369 May 15, 2019

lump in the throat

That overwhelming feeling u get when you are hit wit such emotion, that u almost want to cry, but cant seem to get anything out because of a lump in your throat,

"Because his wife left him after four years, he woke up from his dreams, full of so much sadness, yet, he was unable to cry cause of this lump in the throat."

by Spicca March 18, 2014

lump lump

Pertaining to, speaking of, or just downright calling someone retarded or a retard. Originating and somehow managing not to venture outside of the boundaries of the Athens-Clarke County Public School System in Athens, GA, lump lump has been used for generations of students when describing special needs kids, short buses, and teachers who can't teach for shit.

Damn, there goes the lump lump bus. I hope they don't start throwing poo at us.

by Doonshton September 6, 2006

lump of shit

Pile of shit or a ridiculous piece of shit.

Lump of shit= useless piece of shit

by R-dogs November 4, 2013