front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.

Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.

by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010

Top Loader

when some one rolls a joint to pass round and puts all the weed at the top so he gets most off it to them self.also known as a rackley

tonys such a top loader putting all the weed at his end

by antonio ranklif January 21, 2010

front loader

Going number 2 in a men's restroom urinal.

Dude 1: Man, i freakin' hate that janitor.
Dude 2: Me too, that's why I dropped a front loader in the men's room that he has to clean.

by klundtasaur July 15, 2009

back loader

To take a hearty shit in the back part of a toilet causing it to constantly refill with dirty water

Andrew released a back loader into Bob's toilet causing mass plumbing problems and a strong and steady stench of shit

by Nolan D. April 26, 2008

muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"

Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!

by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008

a free loader

Someone who takes advantage of friends by consuming their alcohol, drugs, food, or anything desirable without contributing anything.

A person who uses up all your drugs and alcohol and then leaves.

After I passed out, John smoked all the goods left in the jar!

Response:
Yeah, he is a free loader, get used to it.

by venusdmoola October 20, 2010

Wisconsin musket loader

When you bend over a girl and and open a white claw take a sip then scream no laws while jamming it up her ass thus completing the Wisconsin musket loader

Let's get some white claws for tonight thinking about doing the Wisconsin musket loader

by Musketloadinbenny February 15, 2020