A lol-cow is a victim of a flame war who can't help but be milked for lols time and time again. They have a compulsive need to give up as many laughs as possible at their own expense despite themselves.
A good Flame Warrior can turn even the most dignified poster into a lol-cow, dehumanizing them every step of the way. For some unknown reason, the lol-cow cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity.
A good Flame Warrior can turn even the most dignified poster into a lol-cow, dehumanizing them every step of the way. For some unknown reason, the lol-cow cannot break the cycle and regain their humanity.
I wish I could stop checking this forum topic, but the lol cows come back time and time again to be milked.
by FannieMae April 12, 2011
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*Simulated Lolcoholic's Anonymsn Meeting*
exloller 1 says at 11:12- So how did you get hooked?
exloller 2 says at 11:13- Too many lolcopops, what got you?
exloller 1 says at 11:14- I just liked riding the LOLcopter, lololol; oh no i couldn't help myself!
exloller 2 says at 11:25-lol, I think we need to go back to lolhab
exloller 1 says at 11:12- So how did you get hooked?
exloller 2 says at 11:13- Too many lolcopops, what got you?
exloller 1 says at 11:14- I just liked riding the LOLcopter, lololol; oh no i couldn't help myself!
exloller 2 says at 11:25-lol, I think we need to go back to lolhab
by beanziegirl January 23, 2008
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Pertaining to different kinds of genre.
This word is used if you don't know the official genre of the band (e.g. Alesana, LoveHateHero, Bless The Fall, etc.).
Specifically, this is composed of the following genres:
-Goth
-Emo
-Screamo
-Metal
-Metalcore
-Emocore
-Country
-Rock
-Hardcore
-Post
-Punk
-Punk-rock
-Progressive
-Acoustic
-Experimental
This word is used if you don't know the official genre of the band (e.g. Alesana, LoveHateHero, Bless The Fall, etc.).
Specifically, this is composed of the following genres:
-Goth
-Emo
-Screamo
-Metal
-Metalcore
-Emocore
-Country
-Rock
-Hardcore
-Post
-Punk
-Punk-rock
-Progressive
-Acoustic
-Experimental
by mokies June 30, 2008
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Get the lolcombo mug.An emotional roller coaster involving many lolz. Usually a recurring joke. A lolcoaster can last anytime from one hour to a lifetime.
You: Hey Jimmy, remember Mrs. Johnston in Science class last year? She was such a fatty. And an annoying lolcow
Jimmy: OMG yes, I was on a lolcoaster the whole time. Lawls.
Jimmy: OMG yes, I was on a lolcoaster the whole time. Lawls.
by lolhannah May 17, 2010
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Justin: "Hey I spammed Ryan's myspace with my cornshit yesterday, he was so mad."
Randy: "Nice bro, LOLCORNSHIT always gets em good."
Randy: "Nice bro, LOLCORNSHIT always gets em good."
by Justin Torok October 16, 2008
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