Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.
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Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?
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Dude 2: Okay
Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?
Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.
Dude 2: Okay
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Lolzer can be used to acknowledge amusement at an object or an event in the same way as lol. It can be written, typed but is most popularly used in everyday spoken conversation.
It can also be used in a descriptive context.
e.g, when something funny happens one would exclaim "Thats a lolzer!"
In contrast when something that unamusing or serious happens it would be said that "That is not a lolzer"
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