A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
Get the Ruby Log Jammug. A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.
by zombie mike March 30, 2009
Get the log jammug. A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
Get the Ruby Log Jammug. When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
Get the Log-jammug. When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 15, 2017
Get the blue veined log jammug. by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021
Get the Log Jammug. There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.
by Gozaagustus1 November 18, 2022
Get the log jammug.