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locker

A space where students in middleschool and highschool hang up their coats, backpacks, and store items such as books or extra pencils. On lockers, there are combinations, made up of numbers, that need to be turned in the right order in order to open the locker. Lockers, although reasonably tall, are too thin, so you have to squish your backpack and jacket into them and hope you can close your locker door. Students visit their lockers several times in between classes to get books, binders, and other materials for different classes. In a large school, there are over a thousand lockers in the building, many of which are right next to each other in hallways.
I can barely open my locker while the person next to me is opening theirs.
by Somenobody December 10, 2006
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gut locker

a door in which behind lies ones innards. In laymens terms a vagina.
Jim- Did you chill with that skank last night?

Bob- Yeah I shot my load in her gut locker.
by Rich4445 January 26, 2006
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Locker Room of the Super Bowl

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....
Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
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locker room

Room in which high school kids change for gym classes. Usually contain a large open area with benches to change, along with a number of lockers, urinals and showers.

These are usually very embarassing places to be, as everyone has to strip down in front of their friends, with no place for privacy. Expect tons of pantsing and insults about one's body.

Even worse are swim class locker rooms, in which full nudity is much more common, and the showers are more likely to be used. Avoid getting random boners at all costs!
Kyle dreaded entering the school locker room. He always felt so awkward stripping in front of the other kids.

The room consisted of a largely open space with three long benches down the middle. On either side of the room were a number of lockers, and on the back wall were the urinals. In a little hall stretching out from the urinals were the showers, which consisted of ten showerheads positioned above small drains in the floor.

Kyle placed his bag on the first bench and sat down, looking around as he took off his shoes. The other two benches were pretty crowded, and there was one guy with his shorts around his ankles, humping the bench. Some other kids were laughing as they pulled on their shirts, getting up to leave for the gym.

Kyle pulled off his shirt and balled it up, then headed for the lockers on the left side of the room. There were three guys standing by these lockers. Two were shirtless, while one was just in his plaid boxers. They were arguing over something, and the one in his plaids pushed another against the locker, screaming in his face.

Kyle opened a locker and threw his shirt in, then dropped his jeans and tossed them in too. He felt horribly exposed in his boxer briefs, and went back across the room to the urinals.
by Hornyguy2 November 11, 2009
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Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items
Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!
by Apollo83 July 5, 2019
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Locker Fables

(A.K.A. Hall Fables)- When one has a story to tell others in the time between classes, and must be cut down to bare plot points in order to make it to the next class in time. Such stories may not be described long enough or in enough detail to be proven correct, this may be the cause of wildfire rumors.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just heard a couple epic Locker Fables!"

Friend 2: "What were they about?"

Friend 1: "I don't know much, but I heard the new girl was impregnated by a cow, and then did a Alligator Fuckhouse or something like that"

Friend 2: "......well at least you made it to Econ on time."
by fritzzzle February 2, 2009
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Booty Locker

How you gonna get that through customs? I'm gonna put it in my booty locker.
by Rimshot June 18, 2008
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