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shit on the liver

Possibly Australian in origin. When someone has "shit on the liver" it usually means they are in a bad mood.
The old folk song "the cane-cutter's lament" has the term in its fourth stanza:
"The cane was bad the cutters were mad
The cook had shit on the liver
And I'll never cut cane for that bastard again
On the banks of the Barron River"
by Big Hugh Ness November 19, 2007
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lovers cross

Created by musician Jim Croce
a lovers cross would be defined as a boyfriend or a girlfriend hanging themselves on an emotional/mental Crucifix for their significant other. Dealing with the pain they're put through for the greater good, thus making themselves a martyr.
"Yes, I really got to hand it to you
'Cause girl you really tried
But for every time that we spent laughin'
There were two times that I cried
And you were tryin' to make me your martyr
And that's the one thing I just couldn't do
'Cause baby, I can't hang upon no lover's cross for you"
Jake: why did you and Mary break up?
Jack: She had me on a lovers cross, and it got unbearable.
by __Admittance September 10, 2008
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liver board

An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.

Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).
Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?
by MSMStud October 25, 2007
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Enemies-to-Lovers

A trope in fiction where the individuals involved start off their relationship as enemies and then eventually turn into Lovers. They may be hostile towards each other at first, or have just met each other on unfortunate circumstances.
"Zuko was a villain in ATLA and Katara was a protagonist, if they ended up together they could have been an iconic Enemies-to-Lovers ship."
by No-Eli October 10, 2019
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liver of steel

Able to drink undefined amounts of alcohol without chunking or feeling any kind of hangover the next morning.
He partied so hard last night and he's fine this morning! He must have a liver of steel!
by mikel martindale November 3, 2010
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Liverage

Liverage this means freedom from an entangled source. Also this can mean gaining liberty or license to something.
I have longed to gain liverage from my parents since I turned 18.
by Nielar May 31, 2018
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Livarshit

Livarshit are the worst team in the league and has lost 6 home games in a row and have scored 0 open play goals at home in 3 and a half months
Livarshit are a shit team
by Penandes police March 14, 2021
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