The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.
A derivative of a circle jerk.
Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
A derivative of a circle jerk.
Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”
“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 5, 2024
Get the Linear Jerkmug. Linear Continuity Syndrome
Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).
If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.
Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).
If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.
Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.
Person 1: Hey man, want to replay the Mass Effect Series?
Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.
by Jhin Wick October 16, 2019
Get the Linear Continuity Syndromemug. Linear is a 14 Year Old British Graphic Designer & Content Creator. Linear is best known for his positive attitude towards his fans. And his exceptional Counter-Strike ability. Linear is one of the top ranked CS:GO Players in the United Kingdom at this time.
Linear, YouTuber & Graphic Designer
by LinearOnYouTube December 12, 2020
Get the Linearmug. A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
Get the Linear Keyboardmug.