Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.
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As I listened closely to his somewhat childlike ideas about how he would rob a bank, I quickly realized that he was a liminal criminal!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2021
Get the liminal criminal mug.Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.
Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"
Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"
Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"
by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011
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"Gay male couple kisses furiously in front of on lookers."
Jacob: Eww, gross!
Zach: Dude, quit being such a homophobic swine!
Jacob: Take that back! I would totally have sex with another guy.
Zach: What???
"Sighs wistfully while looking at a hot pic of J Pad on his phone."
Jacob: As long as he meets The Padalecki Limit.
Jacob: Eww, gross!
Zach: Dude, quit being such a homophobic swine!
Jacob: Take that back! I would totally have sex with another guy.
Zach: What???
"Sighs wistfully while looking at a hot pic of J Pad on his phone."
Jacob: As long as he meets The Padalecki Limit.
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Get the limp cannon mug.Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
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