A band who has fans that speak about percentages when their percentage adds up to 102%. Limp Bizkit's second album, entitled Significant Other, was OK, but after that, all of their songs sounded like shit. Likely because the lead singer liked to actually eat shit. Currently, as of this writing, Limpbizkit, as they are now called (fucktards), is seeking a new guitarist. Their one requirement is that the new band member be of Asian decent. Why? Because aZns are mad phat, yo!
by Bitchin Kitchen May 30, 2003
by Jalix December 13, 2012
Fred Durst: Scott Stapp you pussy-ass bitch!!! Come and Get Some of the Starfish!!
Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match?
Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?
Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match?
Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?
by Jasonrulesall April 5, 2005
by Timmmy January 4, 2004
It is when you are farting then you can get it to come out then you push really hard and you accidently shit your pants.
by Justin Long November 13, 2004
by anonymous May 8, 2004
You know... Limp Bizkit get a lot of bullshit. They say they suck, and that we should be listening to aging pop stars, wannabe death metal/black metal bands, and/or drugged up kids playing three chords on their guitars. They say that real emotion comes from a bunch of post-teenage poster boys wearing black and talking about love they've never had. And they say you can only rock out to stadium rockers dating the latest famous whores on the market. A lot of people give into the bullshit of what "they" say - and I don't know about the rest of you - but I've almost been lynched for limpin' with the bizkit. My hoodie is the equivalent of a crosshair to these haters - even my friends - who indulge themselves into some form of image and look just because the media told them they're listening to good music. But I stand tall against these haters because I know LB is something special.
I love that Limp Bizkit is hated by the majority - because LB becomes music understood by us, the minority, the ones who give a fuck, the ones who see this music as unique, the ones who don't see this as disposable crap like your average emo or indie band.
And to every LB fan, kudos to you.
I love that Limp Bizkit is hated by the majority - because LB becomes music understood by us, the minority, the ones who give a fuck, the ones who see this music as unique, the ones who don't see this as disposable crap like your average emo or indie band.
And to every LB fan, kudos to you.
Limp Bizkit is better than everyone. Fuck the haters.
by Beeblicowcarapis™ April 22, 2006