4 definitions by Jasonrulesall
Best Band there is, was, and ever will be. They formed back in 1995 and kicked ass, performing at live shows, thrashing, and they also had a melodic side to their music also. They released Five kickass albums but right after they finished the fifth one they called it quits. All of Nothingface's fans (i.e. Me)were all pissed and wanted to kill the closest living object in 50 feet radius. But hell, what can you do? It majorly sucks and blows in five different languages that they broke up. They were awesome, but, THEY'RE FUCKING QUITTERS!!! Bastards.
Jimmy (reading): Nothingface broke up?
Squirrel: Um, can you please let go of my throat?
Jimmy: THEY BROKE UP?!!!!!
Squirrel: OKay, first time, you were hurting me, now I can barely breathe
Squirrel: Um, can you please let go of my throat?
Jimmy: THEY BROKE UP?!!!!!
Squirrel: OKay, first time, you were hurting me, now I can barely breathe
by Jasonrulesall April 10, 2005
A Pretty Good band. Hey, For all of you who hate their rapping, I've got good news!! Their new album, Made for War, is mostly pure METAL!!! Isn't that awesome?
Me:What Sprankton said. Thank God trheir neew album has barely any rapping. Well even if they still are wiggers, that's okay, they still are an awesome band. I have hella friends who are wiggers who I make fun of.
by Jasonrulesall April 23, 2005
A bunch of homosexual rednecks who have huge man-titties and run around the ring in little spandex. It's the gayest "Sport" around today. Only retards and dickless pussy-ass cockshits watch this shit. WWE is THE GAYEST SPORT IN THE WORLD. IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING SPORT!! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING?!! IT'S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS WITH TINY DICKS WHO RUB WATER ON THEIR NIPPLES ON LIVE TV, AND PRETEND TO FIGHT!! THEY CALL IT MANHANDLING for CHrist's Sake!! Yeah, they're tough alright. I bet you those little Asian nerd-kids who watch DRagonball Z can beat them up.
JR: And, uh, my husb- I mean wife left me-GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! BATISTA JUST HIT TRIPLE H wITH THE BATISTA BOMB!! AND HE HAS HIM DOWN!! 1, 2, 3!!!
WWE Fan: (Screams for Joy) Yes!! Batista won the World Title and beat Triple H's ASS!!
Japanimation Fan: Hey sup!! (punches him in the arm)
WWE Fan: (Sniffles) You- You Little Bitch!! (Runs to Bathroom)
Japanimation Fan: (....)
WWE Fan: (Screams for Joy) Yes!! Batista won the World Title and beat Triple H's ASS!!
Japanimation Fan: Hey sup!! (punches him in the arm)
WWE Fan: (Sniffles) You- You Little Bitch!! (Runs to Bathroom)
Japanimation Fan: (....)
by Jasonrulesall April 21, 2005
Fred Durst: Scott Stapp you pussy-ass bitch!!! Come and Get Some of the Starfish!!
Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match?
Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?
Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match?
Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?
by Jasonrulesall April 5, 2005