Shit like a king

When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.

Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.

by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018

shit like a wildebeast

After spending 10 days eating nothing but sweaty cheese, old cracker,granola, pinecones, dried fruit, and raw lake water and not taking a shit, its whats gonna coe out ur ass.

MAN! I have to shit like a wildebeast.
*5 hours later*
Wow I realy did shit like a wildebeast he remarks as he looks at the strangely coloured mound of shihe left for some guy to stepp in, in the middle of the forest

by Matt Evening May 25, 2007

shit like that

Used when one hasn't got the words nor the intellect to finish off a sentence or an instruction

We need to test Workflow and shit like that

by boobloo May 9, 2008

don't act like yo shit don't stank

don't act like you special.

you keep on judging me, don't act like yo shit don't stank, you the same as everyone else

by sugarbaby8643 January 15, 2010

shit like a circus elephant

A self explanitory saying. The defecation equivalent to the more popular, "piss like a race horse."

Jesus, hold on a second; I gotto shit like a circus elephant.

by sunset pirate July 25, 2008

Shit like a Nazi

When you have to shit so bad you are willing to wipe out a whole race of people to get to a toilet.

That burrito is going to make me shit like a Nazi

by Tattookaz June 24, 2016

Shit Like A Dog

When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.

Man, that turd hurt my ass so bad; I shit like a dog!!!

by Avionic January 12, 2011