Life

(n.) The one STD that is 100% fatal slightly over 100% of the time (see resuscitation), and 100% of humans and animals suffer from it.

Life: it's a bitch. 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.

by Pseudopsychotic Snoozeking July 6, 2008

Life

A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.

Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.

by casandnsun07 March 30, 2008

Life

Life is difficult. This is a great truth because once we truly see this truth, we transcend it. Once we truly know that life is difficult, once we truly understand and accept it then life is no longer difficult. Because once it is accepted, the fact that life is difficult no longer matters.

I hate the required prerequisite to include the defined word in the example!
Life

by encablossa February 14, 2009

Life

What makes you frown all the time cause its so damn hard

Dave: why you always frowning?
Steve: cause lifes hard.

by Chris Lucas213 January 16, 2009

Life

Something that World of Warcraft players don't have.

Dude: Do you have a World of Warcraft account?

Other Dude: No, I have a life, unlike you!

by Sabin Figaro April 24, 2010

Life

The biggest fuck you anyone can receive

Me, Life why are you so cruel.
Life, go fuck yourself .
Me, good talk.

by Lamonde 177 June 4, 2018

Life

Pointless

I hate my life it’s so political

by Jajenrnr December 2, 2019