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hand lemon

The accurate term for the sport commonly known as American Football. This term is more accurate because in this sport, a lemon-shaped "ball" primarily comes into contact with players' hands, rather than their feet. In contrast, the sport referred to as football globally is accurately named, because the spherical ball primarily comes into contact with players' feet.
I went to the sports bar expecting to watch Champions League but they had hand lemon on every TV!

I was talking to my friend about football, and she went off on a tangent about the Denver Broncos! Americans and their hand lemon, am I right?

Every time I try to watch Bundesliga, the sports bars don't even have the right channel... It's like all they care about is hand lemon and baseball!
by beeranne January 21, 2021
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Do you listen to Lemon Demon?

An alternate discreet way of asking somebody if they belong in the LGBT community, namely Transgender. See also: Do you listen to mother mother?
X: "Do you listen to Lemon demon?"
Y: "Yeah, of course! My pronouns are They/Them!!"

A: "Mom, Dad... I'm gay."
A's Dad: "We know, Son. We heard you respond 'Yes' to the question 'Do you listen to Lemon Demon?'."
A's Mom: lmao loser
by kittycatttmattt July 22, 2021
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lemon

In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfiction, fanfic(s), or fic(s)), a lemon is a story which consists of sexually explicit themes and situations.

SYNONYMS:

Limes: More romantic and cuddly than sexual, with some fooling around and kissing.

PWP: Stands for “Porn Without Plot” or “Plot? What Plot?” Much more hardcore and to the point than lemons. As the name suggests, it’s all about sex, and is completely absent of any storyline or plot that would take place in a lemon or lime.

You can google Harry Potter lemons (just about any popular work of fiction for teens will do) or google anime lemons.
Um... lemon... ^__^;;
by .BaKa-NEKO. November 28, 2007
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Lemon Skin

A slang term for an Asian, usually Chinese. It is a comparison of the colour an Asian persons skin, to the colour of lemon skin.
Hey Jimmy, look at that Lemon Skin over there taking a picture!
by dcdef November 22, 2011
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Lemon trrr

Distinct from a lemon tree, a lemon trrr is only found in the deepest depths of the hell that is the Palm Furnace. Lemon trrs produce bigger lemons, and are ideal for making lemonade.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand, "hey, got any lemon trrrs?"
by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance April 13, 2021
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Circus Lemonade

A term used to describe a weak salesperson in the automotive retail business who doesn't sell more than 5 cars a month.
I cant believe that Jergan has only sold 15 cars over the past 3 months, man that guy is weaker than circus lemonade
by wamboozled November 13, 2014
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Pressed Lemon

by supermassiveblackwhore April 10, 2012
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