lex

Rolex, expensive watch

...wit' da Lex on my wrist!
~Lil' Kim

by Immortal Synn May 13, 2005

Lex

A chill black guy who tells funny stories.

"I knew the guy was a genuine lex the day I met him"

by Robert Frost. November 24, 2013

Lex

Another term for a pedophile. A Lex usually aims for children between the ages of 4 and 7, when they are too young to understand but know what they want.

Person A: That guy raped a five year old girl last night.
Person B: What a Lex!

by MelanieLex April 16, 2007

lex

superman, batman, and the green lantern

Lex is never around when superman is around.

by Xero_art January 12, 2009

lexes

somebody that lies; yet the lies are quite funny, rapid speaker; not afraid of bugs and or animals.

stop lying! your acting like a lexes!
OR
in ancient greece, there was once a man or woman named lexes that spoke really quick.
OR
once and lexes, always a lexes; brave and courages! not scared of bugs!

by FOOZ. January 19, 2009

Lex

A "Lex" is a lady that sucks mad dick, eye contact the whole time, and swallows without hesitation. Then she will make you a steak and feed it to you, bite by bite. She'll rub your feet and do your laundry. If you find a Lex, put a ring on that immediately.

Bro 1: Hey how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Yo man she was a total Lex, it was amazing.

Bro 1: Woah man, a Lex? You got a ring yet?
Bro 2: I'm on my way now, bro.

by boulderbutt April 13, 2015

Lex

A man with a big head. Basically you can replace "Lex" with every "your mother" joke .

Your Lex is so fat, his birthday spans 5 days

by NotTomButStan November 26, 2019