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Lezbot

Generally a girl with freckles and blonde hair, likes vagina, and other female reproductive organs. This Lezbot enjoys reading books and also likes touching clitoris'.
When someone is being a weirdo, portraying lesbian-like actions - "your such a Lezbot bronte"
by Lezbotron3000 July 10, 2011
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lesbotard

A lesbian and a retard combined. Someone who is acting in a matter that is considered slow and worthy of being called a lesbo.

A put down that can be used in most context.
"That girl was all over me dude." Adam
"What are you talking abour she clearly thought you were a lesbotard."Nick

"Why are we stuck at the mall with your brother?"John
"My parents are lesbotards and make me take him everywhere."Ashely
by NickA. September 22, 2008
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When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.
Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.
by Big Daddy Smurf May 22, 2011
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lezbot

the equivalent of a lesbian only creepier. A lezbot like to talk to women at parties, feed them drinks in order to recieve hickeys from them. Lezbot's like to wear skivvy's and look creepy 24/7.
Beside all these negatives traits, apparently raping babies is not on their agenda.
No 1: hey lezbot, you've had a bit to drink..
Lezbot: yeah...
No 1: you look like death.. like a mummy..
Lezbot: (misinterpreting "mummy" for "mother") no, raping babies is not on my agenda.


Example 2:

No 1 to No 2: hey, look at that lezbot over there checking out that old lady!!
Lezbot: mmmm, gotta get me a piece of that!
by UberChav March 21, 2009
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Lesbotized

A state of excitement, awe or disbelief that transforms a person when they have been totally captivated by a sexual or romantic act between two women. Similar to being hypnotized.
When I noticed these two gorgeous women kissing in front of the restaurant I damn near drove my car off the road; I was totally lesbotized.

I know it's not polite to gawk at two beautiful women making out in public but I couldn't help myself. I was completely lesbotized.
by LarryBobby May 26, 2014
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leobot

Law Enforcement Officer - Robot

The type of cop that displays robot-like characteristics. They do not display any emotion, and lack the basic skills of human interaction.
I saw a bunch of squad cars outside and asked the cop what was going on. He looked at me with a blank stare while fidgeting with his holstered pistol. Leobots are scary...why are they allowed to have guns?
by naknumm May 15, 2008
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LewdBot

A Discord bot capable of searching Urban Dictionary, pretty useful in my opinion.

Btw guys Slime is cool.
My Discord server has LewdBot in it
by Slimu June 21, 2017
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