by Ronald V. Mexico October 21, 2008

by Sylviaiscool July 18, 2019

The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.
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Why did Mary become a vegetarian?
Because she just got lettuced for the first time!
Why did Mary become a vegetarian?
Because she just got lettuced for the first time!
by Gambit Knox April 2, 2016

by Jason October 1, 2003

To confound or prove someone wrong; embarrasing someone. See owned.
When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!
When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!
Jim> Look, I stole a PS2.
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!
by Bundy October 26, 2004

by CadillacZach June 8, 2005

by lindenheadd September 17, 2005
