lettuce

The excess pubic hair in a woman's vaginal area that creeps or otherwise protrudes out her panties

I looked up her skirt, and saw the lettuce from her "FUPA" pouring out of her thong

by Ronald V. Mexico October 21, 2008

Lettuced

The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.

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Why did Mary become a vegetarian?

Because she just got lettuced for the first time!

by Gambit Knox April 2, 2016

lettuce

A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .

“i don’t know what that means “ “Tiffany don’t be so lettuce “

by Sylviaiscool July 18, 2019

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003

lettuced

To confound or prove someone wrong; embarrasing someone. See owned.

When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!

Jim> Look, I stole a PS2.
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!

by Bundy October 26, 2004

lettuce

A blow-job, as in "head" of lettuce.

Julius: Look at the dick-sucker on that little baby!

Cadillac: Yeah, I bet she gives great lettuce.

by CadillacZach June 8, 2005

lettuce

another term for weed. origin linden new jersey

i want to get some lettuce because i want to get high .

by lindenheadd September 17, 2005