by Ronald V. Mexico October 21, 2008

The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.
lettuced lettuce booty ass hole asshole thumbs vegetarian vegan vegetables split head fingers
Why did Mary become a vegetarian?
Because she just got lettuced for the first time!
Why did Mary become a vegetarian?
Because she just got lettuced for the first time!
by Gambit Knox April 2, 2016

by Sylviaiscool July 18, 2019

by Jason October 1, 2003

To confound or prove someone wrong; embarrasing someone. See owned.
When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!
When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!
Jim> Look, I stole a PS2.
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!
by Bundy October 26, 2004

by CadillacZach June 8, 2005

by lindenheadd September 17, 2005
