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Chain Letter

A chain letter is one of the most annoying text walls ever.

Most of these start out with a short story,
(Translated from illiteracy)
In 1964(or some shit like that) a girl named (Insert WTF?! Name Here) was (insert deus ex machina here) by (Another WTF?! name) while she was (doing something).

Then do a repost or die.

If you don't send this to (variable) people in (time period), she will kill you with (whatever). If you do, you will be awarded.

These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit.
In 1829, a gurl namd Haraballius wus wlking on a lke when a man named Tradadallah W.T. Fuck raped her to death. If you dont sent dis chain letter 2 38 ppl by the end of 1408, u will b killd by Haraballius. if u do, u willb re-wrded with coton candee reign.

CHAWKLIT REIGN, SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN, CHAWKLIT REIGN
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
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Letterbox Woman

An arabic women wearing a veil that hides the whole of here body except her eyes. The term "Letterbox" comes from the fact that the slit where the eyes are seen looks like that on a letterbox.
That Letterbox Woman over there was just sick in her veil"
by Rennockssanj&joanna December 20, 2009
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Cum Letter

A piece of paper with sperm ejaculated onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter.
Dude 1: I heard Ms. Finke yelled at you today

Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.

Dude 1: You should get her back

Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter

Dude 1: Niiiice
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Lepton

fool, halfwit, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, simpleton; A slur for those not as intelligent as you are—used particularly by those who are highly intelligent prodigies for those who are not.

From the movie "Little Man Tate" where Fred uses the term "Lepton" to refer to others who aren't as intelligent as he is.
"Read a book, you lepton." is borrowed from a Patton Oswalt bit.
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Red Letter Media

A US film production company that provided much needed catharsis for a generation of film lovers by humorously picking apart the utterly dreadful Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Red Letter Media? More like... GOD Letter Media. Mike Stoklasa FTW!
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cover letter

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Jared Leto

Lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, along with his brother Shannon Leto, bassist Matt Wachter and guitarist Tomo Millicevic.

He was born December 26th, 1971

He's not afraid to wear eyeliner

He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey

He is a vegetarian

He is also an actor
Jared Leto has the sexiest voice I've ever heard
by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006
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