Lengend

a co worker who thinks they r legend but really just lie to ther other co workers over the internet about stupid things which makes he or she seem cooler when it doesnt at all

Jono: OH hey Elise
Elise: hey i died my hair purple
Jono: oh thats really cool u lengend

by Charlllie January 31, 2009

foggy lenses

Where a male after having sex with and/or receiving head from a woman then unexpectedly withdraws his penis from the woman's mouth, vagina, or in some lucky cases, her asshole and busts his load onto her glasses then in a windshield wiper like motion he spreads the cum around until it fills both lenses with a white glaze; thus making the lenses of her glasses foggy.

Oh hell yeah I fucked her, I gave her some foggy lenses too.

by Robert Anthony April 22, 2008

Lengend

Being of an extremely homosexual nature

“Omg Kayla is a lengend”

by Yeetus35718 July 8, 2019

A Randy Lenser

A commercial real estate appraiser who is a real tool.

A Randy Lenser sure is a tool!

by Appraiser's Secretary December 2, 2011

canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Lense Envy

Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.

Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!

by PaulCR February 19, 2009

Lengest

Pretty

idfk dont ask me pussy Lengest

by fuckingpussypeoplepenis February 8, 2022