by McConnell November 28, 2006
Get the lemur mug.The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"
bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry
by remdawgv July 22, 2010
Get the Lemur to the face mug.A word, noun, created by homoerotic WWE Superstar Goldust, to insult people! It's some inside joke with him and his friends. If you talk shit to him on Twitter he will block you and call you a lemmule. What an insult... Jackass
Me: "Hey @WWEGoldust you are a no talent, fudge packing gimmick that burned out in 1999. Enjoy hiding in your brother and dad's shadow!"
@WWEGoldust: "Hey, why don't you take of your dirty tighty whiteys so I can sniff your skid marks!! BLOCKED lemmule!"
@WWEGoldust: "Hey, why don't you take of your dirty tighty whiteys so I can sniff your skid marks!! BLOCKED lemmule!"
by JaiStunner January 8, 2012
Get the Lemmule mug.Probably the most pathetic of the Devils. Lemures are slaves and conscripts for the larger and more powerful devils. Lemures are ugly blobs, about 5 feet tall and about 100 lbs. Lemures are so stupid that they can't think for themselves. But they can receive telepathic messages.
That huge devil threw a lemure at me! This stuff isn't going to come out of my padded armor for weeks.
by Pit Fiend November 23, 2004
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Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)
Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)
1. "I need to masturbate." *whips out a picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*
by MissCheena July 29, 2009
Get the Lemures mug.When your hair is just so messed up your convinced that a lemur visited you in the night and molested the shit out of your hair.
by That lemur May 21, 2017
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