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Grief Leech

(n) A person who likes to be around sad people so that they can feel needed and important. Often, these people will also internalize others' sadness so that they, in turn, can be comforted. They may seem like fragile, weak little birds but a true Leech is just an attention whore who likes the condolences and hugs they get from being sad and fragile.

Grief Leeches are most easily identified by their constantly talking about various friends that they're always "so worried" about. Note that you are always hearing about how she is helping them from the Leech herself and not from her supposed friends.
Person 1 - "God, when Nick and I broke up, Rose came over to 'comfort me' and I ended up having to comfort her! She wouldn't stop crying about my loss. And then, I had to spend the next week hearing everyone else tell me what a great friend she was because, of course, she had told them all about how she was 'so tired' because she had come over to help me in my time of need. What is that!?"

Person 2 - "OMG, Rose is such a Grief Leech!"
by Tamberlynn December 3, 2009
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floyd leech

A sexy mf from Twisted Wonderland whom is taller than most, he WILL make you go broke, and you WILL fall in love with him
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Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
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Her trademark however is not a red and white striped shirt and hat, but 9 inch hooker heels that she can't walk in and that damn microphone that she feels the need to yell into. (despite the fact that the purpose of a microphone is to increase one's volume without having to raise one's voice in the first place)
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Bit under the leather

feeling a bit under the leather: having practiced too rough of a sado-maso sex session the night before and feeling the consequences the next day and the day after (especially at work).
Mark: "Hey Geena, all good?"

Geena: "Not too bad, I guess"

Mark: "You look a little tired or something..."

Geena: "Ya... still feeling a bit under the leather.
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I like putting my man milk onto a leather cheerio.
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fame leech

Any person who latches on to another person just because they are popular or famous. Then if their fame goes down they move on to whoever is big next (**cough** Selena Gomez)
Selena Gomez is a fame leech. When miley cyrus was famous she had to get into a ‘feud’ wit her. When taylor swift became big suddendly theyre friends. When the Jonas brothers were famous she dated nick.When twilight was big she dated taylor lautner. and now justin bieber is big so now she is dating him .
by Rocknrollbby16 April 14, 2011
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