social leach

One who burdens the grace of others by gaining invitation to social gatherings for which the social leach is not equipped to contribute but will still make partial gains at the expense of participants who believe they are benefiting the social leach by being nice to him or her which causes a continuous blood supply from which the leach can suck as he or she achieves more unwanted invitations.

The social leach listened in on all my conversations at the party despite the fact that I ignored him all night, but no one had the balls to tell him he isn't invited to the next meetup.

by jlang13 May 22, 2017

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Salty Leach

One who gets very angry very easily.

I would stay away from Ryan today, he is a salty leach.

by V3ry S3xy Ryan November 27, 2018

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Love Leach

Someone that sucks all the love and attention you can posibly give, and gives you none in return.

Kevin is such a love leach, I do everything he wants and he won't even give me a lick of his lolly pop.

by NewBostonConst December 16, 2007

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anal leach

human rectal thermometer.

Ru paul is anal leach!

by me January 29, 2004

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Wallet Leach

A guy/girl that never has any money, but is always down to do expensive stuff.

Any time you hang out with said person, it's typically implied that you are paying for everything.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: You mean that you actually have money or the movies?!?!

Person 1: Now, we both know that I don't have any money...

Person 2: Dude, you are such a wallet leach.

by Homey Simpson August 4, 2009

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Mike Leached

To be mistreated in a physical manner by a team's coach or any authority figure.

student 1-Wow, why is Jennifer hanging from that tree upside down covered in flaglefluff?

student 2-Oh, dude she was Mike Leached because she didn't tie her shoes fast enough.

by mcnarley5 January 1, 2010

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