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Chronic Lateness

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.
Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.
by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010
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Laytonsville

is a small town in montgomery county, maryland where the population is basically 300. there is a number of mcmansions. there are mostly white people who live there and some asians, blacks, indians, but there are no latinos. the median income is about $85,000. there are only 3 public schools. Laytonsville Elementary School, which is like 5-10 minutes from everyone's house, Gaithersburg Middle School, where all the rich kids come from Laytonsville which is like 20 minutes away, and Gaithersburg High School which is a fucking 30-45 minutes away. laytonsville is basically where you will find all the rich kids.
poor kid: where do you live?
rich kid: oh i live in laytonsville
poor kid: you live in a house?! damn you must be rich
by jlc93 October 30, 2008
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Latenightsandwich

The art of sandwich making, primarily on a tour bus travelling across the country. Main ingrediant in all sandwiches is LOVE.
I can't wait for my latenightsandwich, they are so tasty and delicious. Not to mention, they are pretty
by Sandwich Lover July 26, 2010
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Layden

A ship between a boy (Hayden Summerall) and a girl (Lauren Orlando).
I ship Layden so much!
by MiSSashaXO July 2, 2017
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Layton

1. Being a knifer expert in MW3 2. A crazy knifer/ idiot
Dude I just got laytoned from across the map!
by Whambamthankyoumam69 November 20, 2011
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latent heat

The tingling burning sensation felt on the anus after doing a large poo! Although felt on the anus, this phenomenon is sensed by the individual as a temperature increase within their cubicle directly proportional to both the girth and gestation period of the poo.
Dave wrote off my toilet this morning and blamed his sweating on the latent heat produced by his massive shit!
by LFBG2G February 1, 2014
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Layton

Someone who uses the word banter alot and starts new trends and makes up Nicknames for people like zandevious and Tyrone
Layton is full of banter
by Sniper-x-2 March 14, 2015
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