nuclear launch detected

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.

1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..

by G..... October 9, 2005

mow the laundry

Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.

"say Magdalene, suppose it's time to mow the laundry? I can't get your door open."

by tchotchotch February 28, 2007

launcher thingy

A device used to launch things great distances. Originally invented in mideval times, it was then refered to as a "trebuchet."

"WE SHOULD BUILD A TREBUCHET!"
"You mean a launcher thingy?"

by GaryJMeyer August 13, 2006

launch a steamer

The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit.

If you feel you're gonna launch a steamer, it would be wise to drink some prune juice.

by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

Laundry Theory

The process of detailing individual steps on an entire project to emphasise the point of extended labour/works when the project could be captured in one grouped process

OPTION A
Person 1: "I did the laundry"
Person 2: "great work, well done"

OPTION B
Person 1: "I...
1. Collected dirty clothes,
2. Sorted the loads in to specific groups i.e. whites, lights, darks, towels, sheets etc,
3. Put the load in machine,
4. Added washing powder/fabric softener,
5. Turned on the machine,
6. Waited for the load to finish,
7. Hung up the clothes,
8. Waited for them to dry,
9. Brought the dry clothes in from the line,
10. Folded clothes,
11. Sorted them by owner groups,
12. Put clothes piles into owners rooms"

Person 2: "Are you pulling a Laundry Theory on me?!"

by Silverino August 7, 2012

load launcher

To ejaculate with distance.

"Man, I was a load launcher last night." I pulled out and my wad hit her on the forehead!

by Daverr May 14, 2008

Cheese Launch

When you stop at a light and woah, hold on a second, its the dober bros, so you whip out some cheese singles and fling them at their expensive car that they got from their videos exploiting and doing stupid faked challenges.

Person in car- "Hey are you the dobre brothers?"

Dobre bros- "Ya"

(does cheese launch and whips cheese at the side of their car)

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020