An error prone means of removing stains and odor from clothing, often causing them to trade colors, tear, shrink, or to disappear entirely.
I accidentally laundered my whites with a red shop rag and now I have pink underwear and socks- I wonder if the missing sock is now pink or white.
by NaCl'y-pëngöënė September 18, 2017
Get the Laundermug. Liking one’s own instagram post from a secondary account. Dupes unsuspecting followers into believing the poster is one like more popular than they actually are.
by daltonjfk September 8, 2019
Get the Like launderingmug. Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.
It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.
by Uncle Hudson June 24, 2017
Get the Mount Launderousmug. Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.
yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭
by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025
Get the gentrified-money launderingmug. Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
Get the Money laundering schememug. Just like money laundering, but with URLs into url shorteners many times to hide it's origin eg. www.google.com into Bitly, then into Goo.gl, then into Adf.ly, then back into Bit.ly etc.
Person 1: (on skype) hey check this out
Person 2 opens the URL
Person 2: hey why is it redirecting me so much has it been have you been URL laundering
Person 2 opens the URL
Person 2: hey why is it redirecting me so much has it been have you been URL laundering
by LtHammer May 15, 2016
Get the URL Launderingmug. Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.
by Publius0987 August 8, 2025
Get the Taxpayer Funds Money Launderermug.