Like laundering

Liking one’s own instagram post from a secondary account. Dupes unsuspecting followers into believing the poster is one like more popular than they actually are.

“The main reason I started a meme page was to get into like laundering my own posts.”

by daltonjfk September 8, 2019

Launder

An error prone means of removing stains and odor from clothing, often causing them to trade colors, tear, shrink, or to disappear entirely.

I accidentally laundered my whites with a red shop rag and now I have pink underwear and socks- I wonder if the missing sock is now pink or white.

by NaCl'y-pëngöënė September 18, 2017

Mount Launderous

Hills of varying sizes created by the accumulation of clean clothing and linens waiting to be folded after removal from the dryer.

It's going to take me all weekend to climb Mount Launderous. I went mining in Mount Launderous to find a pair of underwear.

by Uncle Hudson June 24, 2017

URL Laundering

Just like money laundering, but with URLs into url shorteners many times to hide it's origin eg. www.google.com into Bitly, then into Goo.gl, then into Adf.ly, then back into Bit.ly etc.

Person 1: (on skype) hey check this out
Person 2 opens the URL
Person 2: hey why is it redirecting me so much has it been have you been URL laundering

by LtHammer May 15, 2016

Ore Laundering

In Minecraft, Ore Laundering involves concealing the true source of ores obtained illegitimately. Money laundering in the real world involves making illegally acquired money appear as if it was earned legitimately. The first step in Ore Laundering involves cheating or using other illegitimate methods to obtain ores. It is possible to disguise the true origin of ores by mixing them with others or claiming they were discovered later. The launderer can also profit from their non-legitimate gains by selling or trading the laundered ores. In addition to undermining the integrity of the game, ores laundering provides the launderer with an unfair advantage over others who have earned their ores legitimately. To maintain the fairness of the game, some servers or realms encourage Minecraft players to report suspected cases of ores laundering to game administrators.

I have to hide my illegitimate ore's I got by using /give from my friends so they don't roast me for being lazy.

I better get to Ore Laundering quick before they find out...

by SailorNeptune45 March 4, 2023

Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer

Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.

I wonder which taxpayer funds money launderer is going to benefit from my hard work today!

by Publius0987 August 8, 2025

gentrified-money laundering

Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.

yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭

by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025