Laetitia

Laetitia is by far the prettiest and greatest person on this planet, as friend she is always there for you. She is very greedy and often buys to much food. She can't decide if she just likes a person or loves someone! Everyone who knows Laetitia is happy to have met her!!!

Laetitia: are you stupid?

by Preak12ert June 4, 2020

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

by The guy from the place March 8, 2008

Laser Flip

The skateboarding trick most people identify as a "Wtf just happened."

360 shuv + heelflip + rofl = laser flip

by skatecow February 21, 2009

lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Lacetti

A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.

Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.

Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.

Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!

by wanking December 14, 2016

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

Laeth

A rare arabic name, very uncommon throughout america, loosely translated means "little lion". "Laeth" is usually a long, tan, and handsome male. (aka;tyrannosaurus sex) Anyone bestowed the title of "Laeth" is a damn stallion in the sack, so dont hesitate to get all up on that dick!

"hey did guys you hear about what laeth did?!"
"just rumors, why what did he do?"
"he snuck into your house and fucked your mother so hard she pooped on the floor!"
"again?"

by thetanhankity July 22, 2012