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shit lasagna

When one is defecating, and they believe they're finished, they wipe their ass only to realize that they were not quite done. They defecate further, and wipe again. This may continue to go on for multiple cycles. What one is left with is Shit Lasagna, due to the layering of shit and toilet paper.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.
After an hour on the can, I had created a full course of shit lasagna.
by theKman77 November 10, 2008
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lasanga

DUDE YOU SPELT LASANGA WRONG
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Punched Lasagna

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.
That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.
by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020
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Lancastard

Lancastard is a derogatory term referring to residents of Lancaster County PA. Made popular on the People of Lancaster website www.peopleoflancaster.com and facebook page www.facebook.com/peopleoflancaster
OMG, the bar was just packed with Lancastards. I'm feeling Lancastarded for just being there
by lancaster505 March 5, 2011
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lasaga

Jon:Garfield you fat cat, can you stop eating that Lasaga
Garfield: Sorry Jon, but the lasaga is my life.
by AsianJesus May 3, 2016
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Lasaron

Lasaron is the Norwegian equivalent to a hobo.
It derives from the biblical name Lazarus and is commonly used as a name for drifters.

A more modern word of "lasaron" is "lassis".

"Lasaron" is not to be confused with "boms" (bum).

A "boms" (bum) is ashamed of who he is going around begging for money for drugs and/or alcohol.

A "lasaron" (hobo) doesn't care what people think of him/her and have somewhat pride in their lifestyle as wanderers and consider themselves "free spirits" not schakled to enslavement like the rest of the herd.
"Han fyren der en skikkelig lasaron, men han er kul som faen."
(That guy is a true lasaron but He's cool as fuck!"

"Pell deg vekk, din skitne lasaron!"
(Get the hell out of here, You dirty lasaron!)
by Lasaron-Lars April 13, 2014
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lasaphobia

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."
by mastercutter May 31, 2018
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