The Larry Dolan Circle of Suck

When some asshole cheapskate Major League Baseball owner trades his top level talent for bullshit prospects when they are due to get paid, hence signaling a rebuilding process. 5 years down the road, he will inevitably trade that talent when and if they are due for a contract, signaling the beginning of another rebuilding process.

Larry Dolan's minion, Mark Shapiro, dealt the reigning Cy Young award winner for 4 guys who will inevitably be bagging groceries in a few short years, continuing the Larry Dolan circle of suck.

by The ghost of Manny Ramirez July 30, 2009

Larryn

An amazing woman. She is beautiful and caring. She is the sweetest, nicest, and sexiest person you will ever meet. She will love you so much more than you ever knew possible and make you the happiest man on the planet. She is a woman that you dont want to lose and you should do whatever it takes to keep her. Any man would be very lucky to have her.

Guys, did you see Tommy somehow got himself a Larryn he sure is one lucky guy.

by Anonymous1111199000 January 4, 2018

Larry Stylinson

The amazing bromance between One Direction members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. They're in love, deal with it.

Fangirl one: "Oh my god, Liam and Harry are so in love"
Fangirl two: "Bitch please, Lirry doesn't exist. It's all about Larry Stylinson"

by asdfghjkl1d May 9, 2011

Larry Lalonde

A.K.A. "Ler" was the guitarist for the prog/metal/expermamental rock band Primus during the late 80's and early to late 90's. Helped found the first known "Death Metal" band, Possesed. After he left Possesed he joined up with Bassist/Singer Les claypool to complete the line up replacing previous guitarist Todd Huth. With his un-matchable skill putting extremly hard and unussual guitar riffs to Claypool's inhuman bass playing, Ler has become one of the most influencal guitarist of the 90's. Larry's set up includes: Marshall JCM 800, Paul Reed Smith, Fender Stratocaster, and a Gibson Les Paul. Ler's sound developed from many different places. Some of his influences include: Frank Zappa, Rush, Yes, and Metallica

Check out some of the tabs to: Jerry was a Racecar Driver, My Name is Mud, and Tommy the Cat.

All guitar work performed by Larry Lalonde

by Steve Devlin August 15, 2006

Larry David Moment

When a person says, or does something offensive to someone else, without intentionally doing so.

Originates from the show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", in which the star; Larry David, always inadvertently offends someone.

Man #1: It was nice to meet your wife last night.
Man #2: Thank you, she thinks you're a terrific guy.
Man #1: She's hot too. Great tits.
Man #2: Excuse me?
Man #1: Ya' know, she's got a nice body. Nice. It's a compliment
Man #2: That's very offensive.
Man #1: It wasn't suppose to be.
Man #2: FUCK YOU!
Man #1: I just had a Larry David moment.

by StabberJosh May 1, 2008

Larry Stylinson

An undying love between One Direction bandmates Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles, lead by other bandmate Captain Niall Horan. This relation'ship' started when Louis and Harry were both in the X-Factor toilets and 16 year old Harry urinated on 18 year old Louis' shoe and said "Oops!", Louis replied with "Hi!". Later on they found out they were going to be put in a band together, then Louis proceeded to jump into Harry's arms and let Harry carry him offstage. 9 years into this relationship and the 'chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes' story is still alive and so are our larents.

Person 1: Did you see the Paris interview? Larry Stylinson is so adorable!
Person 2: I prefer the Wellington moment but the Paris interview is always in our hearts!

by harrytoplinson November 3, 2019

Lardy-Tardy

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.

Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.

by Professor Eloquence May 22, 2011