Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.

Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

LARPing

LARP stands for Live Action Roleplay. Originally intended for use for Roleplaying games that are played outside with other people, pretending to be their characters.
Can be used as a metaphor for people pretending to be something they are not, especially online. Examples are Wehraboos, people obsessed with the Wehrmacht, or Crusade-memers.

xx_HimmlischerHimmler_xx: Deus Vult!
Dwayne 'the Rock' Johnson: Stop LARPing.

by Vitesz12 June 12, 2021

lancing

When someone is on the search for tha booty.

Nigga 1: "Damn I could use some booty"
Nigga 2: "Nigga quit lancing you too damn ugly to get dat"

by loropocoro August 4, 2014

Sky Larking

Its like Tom Foolery m'kay

"School is a time for learning, m'kay, not for immature Sky Larkings"

by Who would i bee? April 27, 2009

Larcina

A sweetheart with style and grace! Exceeding Beautiful but even more Loyal. Works best under pressure. A Phenomenal Woman!

Man I wish I had a Bad Bitch like Larcina!

by mr slickwithwords February 3, 2010

larping

stands for live action role-playing

Simon: Hey dude, me, Eli and Jimmy are larping, you in?
Jimmy: Sure, why not?

by probably a badger June 7, 2018