by AJR1960 September 14, 2007
Get the turd lappermug. A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.
by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009
Get the load lappermug. This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
by Benedicte December 29, 2010
Get the First rate cunt lappermug. 
Get the Straddle lappermug. An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.
He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony
by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025
Get the Lapper Colonymug. ANALINGUS and RECTALINGUS.
On the YEAR OF THE CAT I heard this CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER really went to TOWN and got into some DEEP SHIT STEW eventually as some indiscriminately.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021
Get the CAT BUTT RUT LAPPERmug. (noun) An individual who makes his/her rounds greeting everybody in a room or open area on a regular/daily basis; often thinks everybody is their friend and lacks the social awareness to differentiate between real friends and people who are just being nice to them
" Beware of the lapper. Every school/university has one, if not several. If you are friendly to him then he will be back here to talk every day."
by bigg rik April 15, 2022
Get the Lappermug.