Lank A Dank

A man with flailing arms and legs with awkward movement

oh hey look it's the lank a dank

by Lank A Dank April 4, 2015

lank walk

Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.

Paul: Why are you walking like that?

Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.

Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.

by jols007 October 15, 2010

lank lord

Tall sexy beast

Tom is such a lank lord

by Coco rice August 20, 2017

Lank master 69

When half fish eats human and has mediocre nipples and emo hair and has headphones glued to their head

Lank master 69 was rocking that emo music

by Big chinchilla dad April 4, 2019

lank longitude

Adjective.
meagerly slim, lean, or gaunt

The malnurished boy was a lank longitude.

by Brian T. October 20, 2005

Lank Bag

Someone who is extremely gangly and/or tall, has longer than normal body parts or limbs.

"Did you see that girl? she was suuuuch a lank bag!"

"Laura Mills is the definition of lank bag, have you seen her flail her legs around like that?"

Mr. Bean

String Beans

by randwein August 1, 2008

Lank Tank

A synonym for Skank Bank, following all the rules of lank (preceded by "skank")

Skank Bank!
Lank Tank.
Youre such a hoebag

by Phloop December 10, 2003