"dude you hear about Mike?"
"No"
"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"
"Wtf why?"
"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."
"Bold move"
"No"
"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"
"Wtf why?"
"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."
"Bold move"
by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020
Get the Lang's Gamble mug."abbreviated language"
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.
"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)
speaking in shortened versions of words in normal conversation.
note that this may only be used in words that can be broken down, like tabe, instead of table. not "reh" instead of red.
"Jees. I'm mad thirst. may i have some of your wat bott?"
"what? i dont understand your language"
important ( import. or imp.)
vacation (vaycaysh)
by Gregory Rourke October 13, 2007
Get the abbreve lang mug.Related Words
Langston
• längst
• langster
• Langston Hughes
• langsi
• Langslay
• Langslow
• Langsta
• langstaff
• langstaffe
A beautiful girl who is very very cute and very very pretty. She is very sweet. A Lanessa will always be there for you if you need her. Lanessa always know’s how to cheer you up if your sad. Lanessa is also very smart. Something A Lanessa will never admit is how perfect she is. If you ever meet a Lanessa, make sure to take care of her and cherish her forever. She is a true treasure.
by GriffinYEET December 12, 2019
Get the Lanessa mug.The phenomena where a fact based post is given negative comments or down voted because:
1. It wasn't funny
2. It contradicts funny yet wrong posts
3. The post writer isn't as well known on the forum as other
incorrect posters.
4. Readers don't like the facts the post writer presented
These happens despite the fact the post writer's answer being verifiable as correct.
1. It wasn't funny
2. It contradicts funny yet wrong posts
3. The post writer isn't as well known on the forum as other
incorrect posters.
4. Readers don't like the facts the post writer presented
These happens despite the fact the post writer's answer being verifiable as correct.
The Langston Effect is apparent on UD in the definitions of zipperhead and dubstep amongst others. See also almost anything on yahoo answers.
by namekman September 23, 2012
Get the Langston Effect mug.Kids logging on WoW to play for 30 minutes before they go to school.
Ending in total chaos for the servers because of one million minor whipesnappers are in need of their WoW fix.
Lag = extremely high ping/latency.
Ending in total chaos for the servers because of one million minor whipesnappers are in need of their WoW fix.
Lag = extremely high ping/latency.
You dang lagsnapper!
by DraxGoroth November 11, 2004
Get the Lagsnappers mug.Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.
Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."
by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008
Get the Midnight Landscaper mug.Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?
When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.
by Gwenner June 27, 2015
Get the landscape rape mug.