Landscapers surprise

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.

Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.

by Treetarded February 21, 2025

Landscape

Landscape is a genre of art that features natural scenery or elements, anywhere from mountains to beaches.

"Because of his love for nature, Bob found himself often creating landscape art.

by cherryjam44 September 8, 2025

Foresty Landscape

Overgrown pubic hair

Ted: Wasnt Susie looking hot tonight?
Bill: Nah...her bikini line needed sorting out, there was a Foresty Landscape going on down there!!
Ted: Nice

by Mad Frankie Fish December 8, 2012

urban landscape

city that you see from ground up, and not from top down, that is also to say a non aerial panoramic view

urban landscape that is land scaped and that pedestrians are able to view and at the ready and not have to crink their neck to look at.

by a b see... December 8, 2016

The landscaper special

It’s a classic cock and ball torture method with a theme first u get a nice blowie from a leaf blower and feel all nice then you take a weed wacker and shred your dick and balls to fucking shreds it’s just gone man

Nigga 1: Man I just gave myself that landscaper special
Nigga 2: man yo shit must look like spaghetti
Nigga 3: the landscaper special man that shits crazy

by Big -d March 13, 2019

miami landscaper

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns

Have you seen that eduardo guy?

Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one

by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020

hellish landscape

Something that I say way too much for some reason even though I am not british

Oh fuck, hellish landscape.

by Redstowen February 14, 2024