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Laythen is a very hot smart and tan person !! He will brighten up your day in many ways. He is very nice and generous he is just a all around good person and girls would die to just talk to him once. He is a y’all handsome man ❤️
Laythen is is so hott!!

I️ know I️ just wanna be with him so bad
by Unknown!!? December 5, 2017
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Layth

The hottest guy on Earth!!! Is it will be rich and famous is an amazing 69/10. Everyone wants to be him and he's very cool.
Layth is the best!
by WitchGirl666 January 10, 2018
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LazyTown

A show for small children that is stupid yet enjoyable for us older children/adults (I highly doubt there are any kids on this site, but still...). I know nothing about this show other than it has the most catchiest songs you will ever hear on a youngster's program. Especially "You Are A Pirate". (Yes, that song you love is from a child's educational program.)
"Yar-har, fiddle-dee-dee!
Being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!
Yo ho, ahoy and avast!
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!"

"Robert: Yo, did you watch LazyTown last night?
Tim: Watch what?"
by DerpytheFreakingBest September 8, 2014
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Layton

A man with a enormous penis

Every girls sexual fantasy

Every girl wants his enormous inside of them
I wish I was Layton

I wish my penis was as big as his
by Reece212121 June 23, 2016
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Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009
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Layten

Layten is an old soul. He wears his heart on his sleeve. He is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and values friendship. He is athletic, friends with all walks of life, and doesn’t judge. He is one of a kind and someone to have on your side. Don’t let his kindness trick you though. Layten has a temper that is controllable most days.
Layten is genuine.
by The truth1515 December 14, 2018
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laytext

A text message informing your friends that you just got layed.
Bro! I just got a laytext from Dick. Says he boinked Olga.
That's cracked.
Yeah, she said his palinfuck was a smash.
What a maverick.
by Max Sexton June 14, 2010
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