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Renault Laguna

The Renault Laguna, also known as the "Leaky Lagoon," was a car that was not only great at getting wet, but also great at wetting the ladies. With its sleek and stylish design, the Laguna was a real head-turner on the road. It's spacious interior and advanced technology made it the perfect car for impressing potential dates. Whether it was a romantic night out or a weekend getaway, the Laguna always had a way of making its passengers feel special. So, if you're looking for a car that's not only reliable but also a real ladies' man, the Renault Laguna is the car for you.
Mike: Damn is his suspension broken?
John: Nah, his Renault Laguna is slammed because it's full of ladies.
by LagunaTrain69 January 15, 2023
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lagunas

to be located with the body of a female who owns this last name.
it is considered an act of sincere fate, luck, and undeserving-ness that which pure sorrow is known to be felt for those unfortunate to encounter this such individual during their lifetime.
most wouldn't realize until it was far too late, though..
consider your cautions.
lagunas - a completely original beauty.
by the anonymous identity of October 18, 2008
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Laguna Middle School

Stupid ass school filled with stupid ass people and rich ass bitches
by Britknee bitxh January 4, 2019
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Frankie Lagana

Frankie is the most mystical and enchanting animate being. Not only is he the founder of HBW and carrier of the majestic liquid, but he is also a lover to four wives. Frankie's hair smells like butterflies as it flows in the valiant wind. As the air brushes through his chocolate locks of honey, I Think I Wanna Marry You by Bruno Mars graces the ears which are around him. His eyes glisten in the sunlight as though a mother goose has just reunited with her young. His gluten-free breath smells as though heaven and Krispy Kreme baby angel donuts kissed. His luscious lips ravish my soul making me desire to run into the woods and dance around a fire as I chant his piercing name. As I gaze upon the greek godlike figure that is Frankie, these are the words that pour from the deepest depths of my heart, "To thee Frankie, I saw a daisy in the middle of the field yesterday. It was bright with many colors. It reminded us of you, Frankie. We stomped on it for hours and hours. We jumped on it until it was no more." And these are the words which are known to man, but yet there is more, "wE lIkE yOu FrAnKiE. We always will."
Brooke: Who is that man of mystery over there?
Momo: Who else.
Fazer and Haven in unison: He is none other than our Frankie Lagana
by FRANKIESBAEx4 January 5, 2021
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TENGEN TOPPA GURREN-LAGANN

A show so overwhelmingly EPIC that the name itself deserves CAPS! I can't even begin to explain Gainax's anime masterpiece! Something so GAR, so EPIC,so Badass, that the universe itself implodes in the presence of this glorious mech!!!! You think you know what EPIC is? Well you have not seen EPIC until you've seen TTGL. The one Anime that surpasses EPIC with flying colors!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK IT IS?!?!?!

Simon and Kamina's speech from episode 8: "Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames! Everlasting combination: Gurren Lagann! Me...Us...WHO THE H*** DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!"
Dude 1: Holy shitbiscuit bagel balls!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: You F___ing missed it! Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann just absorbed a Big Bang focused directly at him....AND TURNED IT INTO RAW ENERGY!!!!!
Dude 2: FUUUUCCKK!!! REWIND IT!!!
Dude 1: Prepare to shit yourself!
by Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann April 11, 2009
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Laguna Loire

Secondary main character from Final Fantasy 8. Is playable in dream sequences and gets a much better fight theme than the main game. Was in the army with Kiros and Ward, but left to become a freelance journalist and eventually, president of Esthar.

Though not mentioned directly in the game, he is Squall's father.
Squall:.........Whatever.
Laguna: I am your father!
Squall: No!! It cannot be........whatever.
by Snake July 7, 2005
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Layne Staley

1a. Lead singer and main lyricist for prominent 90's alternative rock and heavy metal band Alice in Chains, as well as side projects Mad Season and Class of '99. (8/22/67- 4/5/02)

b. Largely noted for powerful, throat style singing, which became a model for later singers.
2a. Born 8/22/67 in

3a. Popular example of the toll drugs take.

b. Showed frightening and rapid physical change (including, but not limited to, loss of body mass resulting in a gaunt look, shortening of vocal range).

c. After the death of hi girlfriend, Demri Parrot, his condition deteriorated, and was forced by drug-induced sickliness to seclusion from 1996 until his overdose death in 2002; rarely seen publicly from 1996 to 1998, and never seen publicly after 1998.

d. Had, reportedly, over ten unsuccessful rehab stints.
I just listened to some Alice In Chains, and man could Layne Staley sing.
by The only A I C (Get it?) May 20, 2014
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