lactose intolerant

The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.

Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"

by nightpickle October 13, 2022

Lactose

Broke, or has a low amount of cash

Joe went lactose after dinner last night.

by Real nigga A. July 24, 2021

Lactose Frog

Another name for a milf's tits. lactose for milk, frog for wrinkles.

Hello madam! may i touch your lactose frogs this fine evening?

by urine dictionary February 28, 2022

Lactoseness

A word uttered by some stupid ass 5’1 Mexican on 8/25/25 which ruined my entire day

Nah bro overcoming her lactoseness
Your lactoseness is so slayful keep shitting queen

by capybaraz August 25, 2025

Lactose Tolerant-in

The inability to produce waste after consuming large amounts of dairy.

After eating cheesy Ramen, Alex and Celia activate their lactose tolerant-in.

by gotlaxatives6769 December 10, 2025

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023

shining lactose

my friend max had cancer once

shining lactose

by chillbigwhites February 19, 2023