lectician

the worlds greatest language. the lecticians tend to be curious and interested by almost everything. have a tendency to be easily confused. enjoy saying 'tats'

ii speak lectician

example of lectician speach "are you looking at mes?'

by Harry Lindley December 1, 2006

Laction

A simple combination of the two words lack and action meaning just that; a lack of action. See also Lacktion

The laction from the Customer Service at Timmy Ho's is astounding.

by Jonathan A. September 8, 2005

lackicoochiphobia

Fear of not getting coochie

My wife never wants to have sex, therefore I suffer from lackicoochiphobia.

by Big Will, the man November 25, 2013

lactcident

The accidental mammary fluid letdown that can sometimes occur to a lactating woman when she hears any baby cry and it results in 2 very embarrassing wet spots on her shirt. Woman may try to stave off or prevent the unwanted flow using various methods which may include: pressing very firmly over nipples area, attempting mind-over-matter Jedi tricks, or absconding to a private area to let nature take her course.

Can be compared with, and about as humiliating as, pee-pants from laughing too hard (which, sadly amongst non-senior adults, also happens more frequently to women who have given birth).

Mom 1: "It's 80 degrees out today, why are you shivering with your arms across your chest?"

Mom 2: "Naw, damnit, that baby is crying and it gave me a lactcident, I'm gonna have to grab a new blouse before we hit the shops."

Mom 1: "Oh, snap!"

by athecheat April 18, 2016

lactivate

The point when breasts start lactating. For women, normally occurs during pregnancy and / or when stimulated to nurse, or for men or women, when the nipples are stimulated.

The breast-fairy lactivated my wife. Her breasts grew, but now they're sore, too!

by Salacious White July 18, 2018

sex lattice

The collective group of men or women around a player who are unaware of the other people the player is playing.

Joe had a different ring tone on his cell for every girl in his sex lattice.

by Monica and Sid December 29, 2008

lactivists

Breast-feeding fanatics!

Lactivists wouldn't mind their NIP-s (nursing in public) seen!

by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007