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lactose belligerent

a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them
"Linda is so lactose belligerent that we can't even eat ice cream around her."
by C.D. Di Guardia October 7, 2006
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lactate

(verb) to produce milk from mammary glands (breasts); the production of breastmilk caused by the release of the hormone oxytocin through either (1)the excess stimulation of the nipples by pumping (2) the labor of a pregnant woman or (3) the sucking of a baby. It can be achieved by a woman who has adopted a baby and has never breastfed before and who has never been pregnant before. The woman's breasts are naturally designed with mammary glands for lactation.
She began to lactate in her fifth month of pregnancy.
by breastfeeding mother February 11, 2009
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Lactose Intolerant

Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.

Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.

Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.
Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?

Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.
by Sir Demonosapien May 24, 2009
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Lactomangulation

Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.
by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003
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lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.
Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.
by netsendjoe November 13, 2003
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lactokinesis

A shitty superpower which allows one to control milk with their mind. From Misfits S02 E06.
Lactokinesis is the shittiest superpower ever.
by I didn't know what to put here December 25, 2010
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lactard

A derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word retard with 'lactose'.
Person 1: "Uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?"
Person 2: "Because she's a LACTARD".
Person 1: "HA HA!"
by lila_pause September 4, 2006
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