latex kink

Latex kink is where a girl wears the condom and the guy Dosent.

Hey Dave she has a latex kink

by AlreafyTag June 17, 2018

Latex latte

The frothy creamy substance remaining in a used condom.

I woke up yesterday and brewed a fresh latex latte.

by Grunter69 August 21, 2010

Latex Roper

Verb.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.

Girl 1: Why is there a bruise on your cheek?
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night

by 38SausageFest December 9, 2012

Latex for brains

A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain

B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around

C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end

Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?

Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it

by PazzySpazzy33 October 21, 2012

latex longhorn

Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)

Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes

by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014

latex allergy

Condom-related excuse for asking one's current/potential sex-partner to bow to your wishes.. Can be an entirely opposite type of preference, though, depending on the gender of the excuse-maker: where the gal may claim to be allergic to latex in the hopes of not being asked to have sex with the guy in the first place, a guy's claim to being allergic to latex may be an attempt to get the gal to let him "do it bareback".

Horny stud: Blast it all --- non-latex condoms are now readily available at the corner drug store --- there goes my old "latex allergy" excuse right out the window!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

LATEX BABYSHOWER

The Art of shagging a girl with condom on and then after you shoot the muck in it you take it off and squeeze it over her head or when abrieviated its lbs whichshort for pounds. she got pounded, i gave her a good pounding ,
she told her friend she was lbs'd to fek and tired and couldnt come out

did i not give her a latex babyshower
she got the full LBS treatment tonight

by fragmaster August 17, 2018