Lumpy Pumpkin

The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.

After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.

From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.

When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.

by LumpyPumpkin January 24, 2012

Lumpy Platypus

A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.

"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"

by MasterBeta2008 January 27, 2008

lumpy pants

Usully descirbed when a mal has a HUGE erection which makes his pants look "lumpy"

We just gobbled Jorge and Alex's knobs and now they have lumpy pants!

by Crotchet and Winston October 3, 2007

Lumpy Yawn

One of the varied terms for vomiting. The Lumpy Yawn generally occurs upon waking from a night of hard drinking. Luckily, most foods consumed while "gettin' yer drink on" are soft (hamburgers) or have been generously softened (tacos / nachos) by a cornucopia of beer, and are thusly comfortably retched back up.

Jeremy Clarkson on quitting drinking: "I haven't had a lumpy yawn for a whole week now. Perhaps that's why I'm still fat; I've stopped vomiting"

by the Den of Iniquity April 26, 2009

lumpy

A very awesoe kid that makes fun of other people and is really funny

Josh is such a lumpy he is so funny.

by Jarey May 14, 2005

Lumpy Queef

This is similar to a normal Queef but the subject is on her period when the air is expelled from the vagina.

The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.

Man 1: Dude, I was banging Amy last night while she was on her period and I'm not even joking she mega queefed and all this lumpy shit came out all over my balls!

Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!

Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...

by Styger aka Bus Wanker July 17, 2009

lumpy burp

A belch that consists of a frothy burp and enough sick to create a small but effective puddle.

"Adam's had a lumpy burp!"

by micky2171 December 27, 2019