A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of fucking them.
After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to fuck Jennifer Lopez.
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That weed dispensary opened up and put Ruben out of business, so now he works construction like a LopezOMG.
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Here in my garage. Just bought this new Lamborghini. Fun driving up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? KNOWLEDGE!!! In fact I'm more proud of these 7 new bookshelves I had to get installed to hold 2,000 new books I bought. Its like the billionaire Warren Buffett says. "The more you learn, the more you earn." You may have seen by Ted X talk, where I talk about reading a book a day. And I don't do it to show off. And I don't keep this Lamborghini to show off either. I keep it as a REMINDER!!! A reminder dreams are still possible. In fact, it wasn't so long ago I was living in a mobile home, sleeping in a couch, halfway across the country, with 47 dollars in my bank account. I didn't have a degree or anything and I had no opportunities. But then... I bumped in to a MENTOR and a another and soon I had met 5 mentors... and they all taught me 3 things I did to succeed in LIFE. This is TAI LOPEZ being shitty
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Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Then the the two frozen hot dogs are stuck into a womans vagina, and the one frozen hot dog is inserted into the womans ass (which when done correctly should allow her to cum apple juice) after which the two men allow the woman to suck them off.
Girl 1: Why are you so tired today
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
Girl 2: Matt & and his friend kept me up all night they were "Pulling A Matt Lopez ;-)"
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One true lover and friend who never leaves their side.
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