lolcow

A phenomena, usually observed on forums and/or imageboards. A person, most often someone who tries to look exceedingly knowledgeable in the topic discussed, is being flamed/trolled to the point where they can no longer present "sane" arguments that will "fit their level", but yet are too proud to just quit.

This produces a considerable amount of lolz and win, for which the said person can be "milked" until they finally give up. Or drop dead. Hence the name.

( )
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | LOL ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
LolCow

by DreadSmile December 14, 2008

LolCloset

LolCloset:
A closet full of LOL. The funniest things deserve the most epic of reactions.

"HAHAHHAHAHAA LOLCLOSET"

by hbitz March 17, 2010

Lolcano

A sudden outburst of laughter, usually used in a sarcastic way or texting in place of "lol" or "lawlz"

literal meaning-
Bonnie: I just laughed so hard I threw up a little bit!
Cara: Bahahahaha, oh my god LOLCANO!

sarcastic meaning-
status update: b0r3d, texxxt meee!!

reply: lolcano..

by originatedinshakerheights May 30, 2011

lolcode

A programming language based on the words used in lolcats pictures. Not very useful, but fun.

A sample lolcode program (prints the numbers from 1 to 10):

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IN IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
VISIBLE VAR
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

by Aqua_Mann January 11, 2009

lolcome

Used to acknowledge somebody's gratitude to you for something you felt obligated to do, but were not pleased about. "You're welcome, lol..."

"You'll come bail me out? Thanks man."
"You're lolcome."

by Twizzard May 31, 2018

Making a lolchino

To be in the process of doing something funny or that will cause 'lols' to be had.

John: Look at Billy wrapping his head in toilet paper.
Lucas: Yeah, he's making a lolchino on that one.

by Belfjon January 2, 2011

Lolacablamatron

Lolacablamatron is an extreme version of the simple Lol. It is manly used by geeks who don't really laugh out loud but say ''lol'' but take it to the extreme and say Lolacablamatron

Lolacablamatron! YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB
Lolacablamatron, you fail.

by Nathan Carr June 5, 2007