A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.
Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”
*bills client $23k per hour*
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”
*bills client $23k per hour*
by Cyptor January 31, 2022
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Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.
Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.
by Bella45345 April 3, 2022
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by SaulSimper March 12, 2023
Get the Lawyer mug.A two-story tall entryway typically found in a McMansion that is emblematic of a powerful institution yet comprised of cheap and tacky finishes.
From the outside I could tell it was a McMansion, but the Kinkade hanging in the Lawyer Foyer was the icing on the cake.
by LochNessa7 April 23, 2018
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Believe every dollar I see is going straight to my lawyer to keep my broke ass outa jail.
Believe every dollar I see is going straight to my lawyer to keep my broke ass outa jail.
by anonymous May 26, 2023
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