Lawyer 

A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.

Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”

*bills client $23k per hour*

Lawyer by Cyptor January 31, 2022

Lawyer 

Someone who studies or practices law, usually a member of the legal profession as either a solicitor or barrister. Very often the better lawyers are involved in fighting for Human Rights and Civil Liberties in courts and the academic kind often researches to find out what effects laws are having on real people.

Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.

Alistair Vigier is trying to change the legal industry... by making lawyer memes...

Lawyer by Bella45345 April 3, 2022

Lawyer 

A professional liar.

My ex hired a lawyer.

Lawyer by William Seremak September 26, 2022

lawyer 

a person with a really cool career

She is a lawyer

lawyer by lawyer133 November 14, 2022

Lawyer 

A really hot man/woman/nonbinary

Person:Omg is that a lawyer
Me:Yes OMFG their so hot!

Lawyer by SaulSimper March 12, 2023

lawyer foyer 

A two-story tall entryway typically found in a McMansion that is emblematic of a powerful institution yet comprised of cheap and tacky finishes.

From the outside I could tell it was a McMansion, but the Kinkade hanging in the Lawyer Foyer was the icing on the cake.

lawyer foyer by LochNessa7 April 23, 2018

lawyer-broke 

The flattest-ass kinda broke there is.
Believe every dollar I see is going straight to my lawyer to keep my broke ass outa jail.

said to dealers and hoes, "Don't even show me that crack. I am lawyer-broke 'til next year !"

lawyer-broke by anonymous May 26, 2023