V lapse

Random reoccurrence of testicular pain well after initial vasectomy aching. Can occur years after frozen peas period has passed.

Sorry guys, can't shoot hoops today, I think I'm having a V lapse.

by FriendlyDan February 4, 2015

Human Lampshade

The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,

"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"

"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"

by BigApplez June 16, 2015

Derwin Lawson

The God of Coding. The man with powerful wisdom and knowledge of programs and codes from the most popular website in the Universe, Code.org. He is also considered a Legendary PokeHawk that can be found wandering the Halls in the afternoon.

"I worship Daddy Derwin Lawson the Almighty god of coding. I worship him every night before I go to bed"

by NWCTA_Vocab March 27, 2019

Oak Laps

Many Wogs with their moded up Holden Commodores and Ford Falcons with loud exhausts cruising down the town of Oakleigh and blasting loud music past Vanilla Cafe on Chester Street and turning left onto Station Street and another left turn onto Portman Street past the cafe of Nikos and finally a final left turn to Atkinson Street to complete a lap. Many Wogs hope for the attention of shu babes (fit chicks) looking at their cars as they cruise past oakeigh with bangers on the subbies and wearing versache glasses or carrere's to show their true wogginess .

ella boys pame oaks laps before we go down chapel

Ella baby wanna do some oak laps in my calais

opa mus kani to munga with this falcon doing oak laps

bro i swear to god re this full glamour re frothed me when i did oak laps past in my VL turbo going zutututu

by t_man 101 April 10, 2022

Mowing other people's lawns

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.

Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!

by whoami0325 April 10, 2011

Lackland's Laws

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.

Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.

by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011

All Known Laws of Aviation

The law of physics that says a bee shouldn’t be able to fly

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

by Leesbra July 21, 2021