A mixed-orientation marriage used to hide someone's sexual orientation; it can be done for religious reasons, reputation, preservation of things like your career or public image, etc. It is often a gay man marrying a gay woman.
"Brennan and Alyssa got married last week."
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"
by Hellenophile07 April 4, 2022
Get the Lavender marriage mug.the name Laven is of kurdish origin and means “precious, loved one” , the name is given mostly to girls. Laven’s are hard to find (literally, because there’s barely anyone called laven). They are also over thinkers and lazy but always end up achieving what they want in the end. Laven’s will spoil you with food and gifts and are the mum of the group. she is a loving and caring person, don’t let a laven go. they are rare and hard to find .
person 1 : “hey, have you met laven? she’s so caring and sweet”
person 2: obviously duh, she’s laven!
person 2: obviously duh, she’s laven!
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A purple flower used for medicine,also edible and helps cure anxiety and stress with the smell of it.
by dorkycookie December 28, 2019
Get the lavender mug.A town in Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Gold, Silver, Crystal, Fire Red, Leaf Green, Heart Gold, and Soul Silver. It is the burial ground for dead Pokemon and has really creepy music in Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Fire Red, and Leaf Green. The music is happy in Gold, Silver, Crystal, Heart Gold, and Soul Silver because they replaced the burial grounds with a radio tower. An early version of the music in Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green caused Lavender Town Syndrome.
So I was Playing Pokemon Blue and when I got to Lavender Town I turned off my music because it was to freaky.
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