The most beautiful and kind hearted girl who does insane things, and acts on impulse alot of the time.She has a crazy-scary temper, and is capable of ripping your head off if that's what's desired.She doesn't think much of herself, well, tries not to, but sometimes just can't help it.Enjoys being part of the backround, but likes the spotlight once and awhile too.She loves her friends to death.Keeps secrets that are worth keeping.
by A crushhhhh November 23, 2021
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What’s up Kritvi? How you doing?
by Babuzapack June 27, 2019
Get the Kritvi mug.A policy debate argument which attempts to undermine the fundamental basis of the affirmative. More often than not revolves around ludicrous "revolution" style alternatives that a bunch of cafe intellectuals doing acid in the ivory tower came up with. The spelling itself - German for "critique" - represents the feel-good attitude of the guys who came up with it.
The poster child: Slavoj Zizek.
The poster child: Slavoj Zizek.
Kritiks only smear shit on policy debate's already elitist image.
"John always tries to show off in history whenever Dr. Rosenblum talks about the motivation for the Cold War."
"What does he do?"
"Duh, he's a fucking debater, so he tries to pull this thing called a kritik on him. Says the only way out of the 'recurring cycle of violence' is to have a 'total proletariat subconsciative otherization of the real'."
"Is the dude on acid or what?"
"No.. he's a debater, remember? He's the guy who whines about starving kids in Africa all the time from his Benz."
"John always tries to show off in history whenever Dr. Rosenblum talks about the motivation for the Cold War."
"What does he do?"
"Duh, he's a fucking debater, so he tries to pull this thing called a kritik on him. Says the only way out of the 'recurring cycle of violence' is to have a 'total proletariat subconsciative otherization of the real'."
"Is the dude on acid or what?"
"No.. he's a debater, remember? He's the guy who whines about starving kids in Africa all the time from his Benz."
by Kazhakkey Szervusz-Thackur November 26, 2006
Get the kritik mug.1. Any assembly of musicians that literally creates rhythmical chaos and causes math-rockers to cum and scenesters' ears to bleed.
2. Anything describing something that's better than everything else around it.
3. A group of people who uses seals and/or any other aquatic mammals including (but not limited to) dolphins, whales, and sea anemones as battering rams to take down any mid evil fortress or garrison.
2. Anything describing something that's better than everything else around it.
3. A group of people who uses seals and/or any other aquatic mammals including (but not limited to) dolphins, whales, and sea anemones as battering rams to take down any mid evil fortress or garrison.
1. Possible responses to listening to a kritikos:
a. That kritikos is literally the best thing I've ever heard.
b. I'm just going to text instead of pretend to be interested.
2. That band is pretty kritikos because of the fact that they don't suck.
3. That kritikos is literally whaling on the front gates of Mrs.Oldenhiemer's house!
a. That kritikos is literally the best thing I've ever heard.
b. I'm just going to text instead of pretend to be interested.
2. That band is pretty kritikos because of the fact that they don't suck.
3. That kritikos is literally whaling on the front gates of Mrs.Oldenhiemer's house!
by fuckingAright January 21, 2010
Get the Kritikos mug.Amazing, most understanding woman. Kind and beautiful on the inside and out. A humble soul destined for greater things in life. She accomplishes whatever she sets her mind to. She loves fiercely, and it's difficult to dislike her. She'll welcome you into her home, listen to you, and provide you with the most welcoming and comfortable environment possible. She is very emotional, but she will do her best not to show it. She loves with all her heart, is a fierce lover, and a protective friend, but you'll never feel suffocated in her presence. Always text her back, keep your word, and never be late because if you don't, good luck with what follows. If you have a Kritika in your life, keep her close because she will not come back if you lose her.
by Mojitobutvirgin November 23, 2021
Get the Kritika mug.A krust of female smegma located in the clitoral area. A gorgonzola cheese-like substance with a strong odor and crumbly texture, which may dried around the edges. May be more krusty on women with large labia, or those who don't wash the genitals thoroughly.
Similar meaning to Krabia.
May also be the Asian pronunciation of the word "cLitoris".
Similar meaning to Krabia.
May also be the Asian pronunciation of the word "cLitoris".
I was going to perform cunninglingus on my girlfriend Holly until I realised she had a lethal smelling Kritoris.
Asian example: Herro pretty girl, can I rick your Kritoris?
Asian example: Herro pretty girl, can I rick your Kritoris?
by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007
Get the kritoris mug.A strange retarded Thai with a two headed penis and 6 testicles and fucks male horses and sucks their anus whenever he sees it and will blow their load into the horse's mouth.
by a random philosopher June 30, 2019
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