Retro-Kindle

Pre-2007 paper based reading format commonly referred to as a "book".

Anna: What did Ade get you for your birthday, dude?
Brendan: This retro-Kindle dudess. No touch-screen or back light and the memory is full already. But haven't had to charge it once. Even beats my retro-Nokia 3310.

by Brandomoron July 9, 2017

krundle pepper

the act of pooring Dr. Pepper down the krundle and catching it in a cup and then drinking it

I drank a krundle pepper off this hot chick last night

by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

krundle

the fleshy area in between the anus and vaginal region covered in a dried up vaginal fluid in the form of sparkling crust.

Paris Hilton has a krundle.

by Jimmy12345678987654321 August 7, 2007

kindle

what old ladies use to read 50 shades of grey on the bus

old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?

old lady: a kindle

friend: ohhh

by thattallbitch January 29, 2015

Kindled

To be served by someone who whips out the kindle and finds out an answer before anyone else.

Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.

Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!

by kpdrake126 January 8, 2011

Kindle

the act of creating or more common, the attempt to create a relationship beyond friendship with the attractive, funny, and hard to walk away from girl/guy that everyone loves being around. Said person typically has multiple Kindlers, and doesn't realize it.

You still in the kindle with the girl from the gym?

by jdhughes March 27, 2011

Kendle

An extremely intelligent boy who is also the coolest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Kendle you will realize that he is much smarter than you. However, he is also extremely humble and kind.

Girl: Omg Kendle is so cool and amazing!
Boy: I know right! I wish I could be like him!

by The God of Europe May 29, 2019