Krystal

A girl/woman who is named Krystal. Commonly misspelled or mistaken by others as Crystal, but only once because it will offend her and she'll make sure that you don't let it happen again.

Also a fast food restaurant in the south.

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Krystal:
A bitch that makes you want to throw up. Her greasy nasty brown/blonde hair,her constant injuries, having a new boyfriend every week, and always having more drama than she needs.

This hoe is the perfect candidate for being taped in a dark alleyway and actually enjoying it.
Andy: Damn, did you hear about that girl Krystal?
Dean: I know dude. She got "raped" and enjoyed it. That's some fucked up shit man
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On haloween, Krystal gladly gobbled up Walter's shwanker.
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the Southern U.S. counterpart to what is called White Castle in the Midwest and other regions like New Jersey. Like White Castle restaurants Krystal burger shacks are open 24 hours and the burgers (also called "slyders" because of their extreme greasiness) are cheap. You can get them in a bag of 10. They are square and have holes and are sometimes nicknamed "belly bombs" just like they are in the Northern U.S.
I was with some friends in Mike's Volvo and we were cruising around Orlando, Florida listening to some heavy metal music one night. Mike had on a Triumph tape in the player, later we had on some Van Halen. We stopped at a Krystal burger joint and got some root beers and a bag of 10 slyders. Me and Freddy ate most of them in the back seat of the car, the grease was just dripping from the little slyders. After about 40 minutes or so me and Freddy asked Mike to pull over and stop. Me and Freddy got out of the car and went to the edge of a ditch. It was Barf City for us. It was all too much.
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Kind of a bitch. She speaks too well and she lacks compassion for the homeless. She may have a home. but that doesn't make her better than me. I'm not going to call her a cunt and a bitch because that's beneath me, but lesbihonest she has a huge mouth if you know what I mean.
Krystal: We should hang out

Simon: No, I'm sorry, we shouldn't. My lice ain't interested.
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look at that krystal that the Horse just laid
That guy has some good krystal}
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A white trash truck stop gutter slut who smells like dead hooker pussy.

Syn: Booger Wolf
Did you see that Krystal drop her pipe?

Remember that Krystal everyone ran a train on? She's on meth again.
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