Krabby Patty

Burgers made at the Krusty Krab. Squidward calls it a "disgusting excuse for a sandwich."

SpongeBob can make 1,000 Krabby Patties per hour.

by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004

kobbyism

the oppressing of a handsome good looking sexy male/female named kobby

Why do you hate kobby, this is kobbyism

by 123,abc,z April 19, 2021

Krabby Patty Formula

The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.

Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.

by Coleby spaghetti July 3, 2016

knobbin off

the act of getting caught while beating your meat, stroking your salami, spanking your monkey, etc; then blowing your knob nectar all over the perpetrater.

Paul got caught knobbin off in the boys' room by mr J. too bad fo him, he's now got a pearl necklace.

by blumpkinsforall November 1, 2008

Klobber

1.A guy on Donkey Kong Country 2
2."Mean, green, bad"
3.to describe hitting a person on the head.

1.Klobber lives in a barrel...so he must be naked.
2.Klobber is teh awesome
3.Im gunna klobber you!

by Dilcheese May 22, 2004

Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

Knobbled

To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person

i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework

by Jono The Great July 14, 2006